Help! Parent on Facebook
No, marriage is not the dreaded thing anymore. Shoo! New monster on the block. The parent is on Facebook!
You must have surely heard this one. A boy posts a new status on Facebook. “Dad’s on Facebook. WTF” Dad naturally sees the post and asks, scribbling notes in his head, “What’s WTF son?” Son says, “Welcome to Facebook, dad!”
Remember how you almost gave up the habit of keeping a diary just because a parent found it so convenient to read through it and interrogate you about the stuff, most of which you didn’t share with them for a damn good reason?!
Well, mom casually announced, “I am on Facebook dear; added you; let me know when you accept it.” I went ballistic! Social media was a place I could express whatever I wanted to, I mean without having mom or dad raise eyebrows. Now it seemed a lot of eyebrow-raising would happen. I quickly went to work. Filter, filter, add to a list that’s not restricted enough to arouse suspicion, but allows only the lovely, adorable pictures and updates to be seen and like. Ha!
I went to that party and mom did not know; photo filter! I was with some friends she would probably mentally marry me off to, or forbid me from meeting; filter, filter!
A half hour later, I was wiping off sweat and wondering if I should review my changes. Bah, let it be. Just one person added and a custom filter set. Cool!
And then the unhappenable happened! One of my friends had tagged me and HER privacy settings were obviously non-functional. “I saw that photo of that disco. I didn’t know you went to such places. What will happen if xyz uncle/aunt sees these things about you?!” Excuse me, they are all getting on Facebook too? Boy! I give up! Mom, this is the kid you didn’t know you had!
Over the next few days, I see her faithfully liking every post she can see on my page, and saying innocent momly things like “Put on warm clothes or you will catch a cold”, or often assuming I actually wrote some fantastic article that I just happened to ‘share’ on my wall. She reposts my stuff on her wall saying ‘My daughter’s poem’, ‘My daughter’s picture’. Dozens of elderly ladies and gents immediately lavish praise all over her wall. And then send me friend requests. Sigh! I get to work, putting up a photos.com picture that says, “Keep calm and love mom.” One immediate like.
Thank God she hasn’t seen my blog yet. Let me take the chance to ask you all for pointers on how to politely turn off notifications because half my newsfeed is full of posts on God, kindness, cleanliness, babies, puppies, flowers, trees, the works! And the inevitable “Did you read that post of mine I posted an hour ago? Yes, not the one I posted half an hour ago, not even the one I posted just now.”
Help; I still want my mom to whip up goodies for me, boo hoo!
P.S. Parent on WhatsApp and the dreaded blue tick…deserves another post altogether!
Posted on July 16, 2015, in article, humour and tagged creative, daily, facebook, funny, humor, life, parent, people, writing. Bookmark the permalink. 22 Comments.
You could wear a mask and claim it isn’t you. Other than that……?
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I like where this is going. Want more! 😀
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LOL
Can you trick your mum into following a friend instead of you? Just remember to pick a well behaved one.
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I could probably excel in flowchart-making, the way I am mentally analyzing the consequences of accepting A’s request, putting B under acquaintances, ensuring C,D,E can’t tag me… Goodness!
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Good God!!!!!😁
Best move to Twitter
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Probably create another account? Wicked me, angel me 😛 One for the family, the other for everyone out there, mainly ME!
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That’s what most of the people do. Create an alternate account.
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Haha, wish 😀
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You could claim you have amnesia and have no recollection of anything described on your pages.
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That’s what we all do, don’t we 😛
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🙈🙊🙉
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Even google can’t help you on this…. 😆 jokes apart, the best possible way to deal with this is …..tell them the cons of being on facebook and all the negatives of social networking and see where it takes you….
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Haha, ever heard of the saying, tell someone to stay away from things and they get more attracted? 😀 A smart parent is often a curious parent 😀
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Oops.. Ok so what next… Hack their account & deactivate it… May be??
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Haha, no hacking, coz you are their trroubleshooting person by default 😀 It is just a funny, inevitable thing I guess 😛
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I am lucky my parents both are a few generations behind in technology. My dad has trouble typing on a computer he’s used to a word processor. My dad doesn’t even have an email address.
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Haha, you know you want them to experience it all, and have fun too. It’s just that this was the ‘personal’ stage where you could express yourself, be heard, and not necessarily be under curfew and raised eyebrows 🙂
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Yea I post my short stories on facebook and tag my friends in ‘the notes’ section. If my parents read them I am sure I would get some interesting feedback. My parents lean towards the negative so that would be interesting they wouldn’t ruin my joy though. I do wonder what they would do on there. I am sure my dad would reconnect with high school friends from decades ago and my mom would get back in touch with old work friends. My dad is scared of facebook though he thinks people can get your personal info on there and it’s a bad thing.
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Haha, that’s true. My mum is now more keen on connecting with her friends and they have this whole group that posts a hundred things a week 🙂 And she sees stuff posted by my friends that make me look like an angel 😛 so there’s positive stuff too!
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thats great its positive and good for your mom. so much is written about technology being a bad thing but no one writes about the positives. ive made some great friends in facebook groups that are just online friends and live nowhere near me. online friends are great. Well I got the impression you were an angel so I am sure you would have nothing to worry about in terms of your mother reading what you post. Yea some people need a filter when posting on facebook.
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Haha, thank you. Cheers to the good things about social media presence
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Your welcome. Yes cheers indeed. Always a wise decision to keep focused on the good things.
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